so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.
they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly
I think the factory workers need help
I think they want us to pick up where they left off
dad went to the factory…he hasnt been home in a few days
(via andrew-babe)
I feel like this snake just told a bad joke and is waiting for a laugh..
me
(Source: earth-song, via kayayita)
I did not order this box of cat.
HOW ARE YOU COMPLAINING LOOK AT ITS FACEEEEEEE
(via philosophicaldream)
Forgot homework.
Left front door open.
Trying to understand fandoms for the first time.
Look at all the fucks I give.
What the fuck is this.
Someone makes a joke but no one gets it.
Plans for the future.
Condom bursts.
“Sure, Why not!”
It’s canon.
“Who cares?”
Life.
(via kayayita)
1324 FOLLOWERS IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS IN ORDER
1324 is not in order Matt
ITS 2 AM AND IM NOT EVEN GOOD AT SCIENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE
Science
(Source: judesoldblog, via kayayita)
Cookie Dough Ice Cream Pizza
This post made me feel sensations I’ve never felt before
(via andrew-babe)
i love death
he’s like
what the fuck am i supposed to do with this
(Source: bilvee, via mishadance)